You are a Programmer IF...

You are a Programmer IF...


1- You have more than a document file on your desktop called "To Do"..

2- You start counting from zero...

3- You can find some code in a folder on ur PC & you wonder when & how you made this code !?

4- You may stay awake a whole night trying to fix a bug, then when u go asleep, you dream of the solution...

5- You don't like most of the softwares in the market...

6- You forget to eat or sleep cause you were too busy writing some piece of code..

7- You stress the words IF, THEN .. ELSE.. while speaking..

8- You always search for the undo button (ctr+z) when u mistake in doing any handwritten stuff..

9- Most of your speech is not understood except by your colleagues in college or work..

10-You find yourself writing a semi-colon at the end of any sentence instead of a full stop;

11-You estimate lengths better in pixels than in meters & centimeters..

12-You use the eye-drops as frequent as you use the toothpaste...

13-The First words you write when trying sth new are "Hello World"...

14-You never used that device that looks like a computer screen & called "TV"

15-You -every now & then- wake up with the keyboard imprinted on your face..

hahaha

you are very noughty kiko

it"s very nice jock